United Nations Troops Practice Night Combat Tactics In Wisconsin

Reported November 13, 1996
Cuba City, Wisconsin USA

Me and my friends was night snowmobiling fast threw the fields and peoples' yards real fast doing fish tails when we saw a lot of brite lites. We rode to where the lite was coming from and could make out some people firing at targets. The targets looked like figures of old women, little kids, and a house with a white picket fence.

We got close enough to see that the people were firing machine guns and that they was wearing U.N. shock troop uniforms. Luckily for us, they didn't hear us ride up since they was shooting. There flares and rifles flashes hid the flash of my camera too. One of the U.N. guys was yelling at the others, and one of the guys riding with us had taken French at the community college and he said that the guy was yelling: 'we have to get good at shooting American civilians even in night!'

We jumped on our snowmobiles and got out of there real fast. And we went down to the Cuba City Tap to slam brewskys. Lucky for us, they had a great show on that night. There was a woman arm rastler that was real tough and pretty.

I thought we had got away clean, but I saw a black, four-door sedan following me and parked outside of my trailer home the next day.

Mike K.

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