United Nations Troops Sick of Rations, Order Carry Out

Reported October 11, 1996
Eldora, Iowa USA

I spotted UN troops at the Sno Creme restaurant here in town. I was eating at the Sno Creme when the UN soldiers rolled in.

They [UN Troopers] walked right in like they owned the place. They spoke with very heavy accents. I overheard them talking among themselves about how they were in the field waiting for the invasion signal from the White House and they were getting bored and sick of UN rations.

I asked them if they were from Eldora and one of them said 'nyet...erghhhh, I mean yes' and so I knew they weren't from around there. I had my polaroid in the pickup, in case I ran into any UFOs or anything, so I took this picture.

[UN Invasion Tracking experts have verified this photograph as authentic and confirmed that the UN troops were hauling a late-model Russian tank.]

Muffy J.
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