UN Commandos Boldy Strike Smalltown Iowa

Reported April 29, 1997
Vinton, Iowa USA

I wanted to bring this to your attention as soon as we could, and show how no one is safe from the plans of the UN filth. We spotted these men (cleverly captured on film at 04:00) tinkering with the I-380 overpass in town.

I stopped by to take a closer look. One of the men approached me and claimed to from the Iowa Dept of Natural Resources. He said that they were performing a routine wildlife inspection on the bridge -- counting Spotted Owls.

I was a little suspicious when I pulled away. I knew that the man's English was way too good to be an American. Also, I noticed that the vehicle parked underneath the bridge was black and didn't have DNR markings on it (or any other markings at all).

I was about 7 miles away (at approximately 07:00), when I saw a huge fireball from the direction of the overpass. I drove back to see that an explosion had engulfed the town's only fast food restaurant and seasoned outbound overpass; Interstate - I 380.

Aftershocks rattled windows and were claimed (by reliable sources and friends) to have been felt as far away as Cedar Rapids. They must have wanted to stop spread news of their presence from the outside world, while out to destroy another cherished capitalist institution... Taco Bell.

Obviously, these men that I saw were UN commando units pretending to be performing a routine inspection on the bridge. Is nothing sacred? How can this be so blantant yet and so withheld from the media? Somebody has got to do something. I plan to eat more often at the nearest remaining Taco Bell to help our cause.

Ricko R.
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